Once upon a time there was a girl named Gabbie. She was a perverted ASS(who owe's me money) who looks at yaoi till 6 in the morning weekends. One day she found a cat outside her door. It was a orange tabby cat. She named it Faggot because it was cool. When she got to the store to buy food for herself and the cat, she found a weeboo.
"KONEECHEEWAAAA MY NAME IS SEEZUUKIIII AND I THINK YOU ARE KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
"l:C Go home weeboo"
Gabbie decides to walk over him/her/it.
When she got home she put the food down and fed Faggot. When she was finish she grabbed an ass load of food and got trapped in her room. After about 4 hours she walked out and found Faggot by her door. Faggot liked eating so much all the food in the dish (and the dish) was empty. She gave the cat the whole bag of food, went to the bathroom, and walked back to her room to watch hard core yaoi and listen to scary doll music.
And that sir, is how babies are made.