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Once upon a time there was a girl named Gabbie. She was a perverted ASS(who owe's me money) who looks at yaoi till 6 in the morning weekends. One day she found a cat outside her door. It was a orange tabby cat. She named it Faggot because it was cool. When she got to the store to buy food for herself and the cat, she found a weeboo.

"KONEECHEEWAAAA MY NAME IS SEEZUUKIIII AND I THINK YOU ARE KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

"l:C Go home weeboo"

"GOMENA SAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"

Gabbie decides to walk over him/her/it.

When she got home she put the food down and fed Faggot. When she was finish she grabbed an ass load of food and got trapped in her room. After about 4 hours she walked out and found Faggot by her door. Faggot liked eating so much all the food in the dish (and the dish) was empty. She gave the cat the whole bag of food, went to the bathroom, and walked back to her room to watch hard core yaoi and listen to scary doll music.


And that sir, is how babies are made.
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YEAHHHHH

EDIT: This has more views then my own page views.

Edit Edit : I guess not anymore

edit edit edit: YOU FAVORITE THIS ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME AND I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
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~I-will-write May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This made sooooo much sense it think ima die now....
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:iconmuffinoflife:
ima get a cat and name it faggot
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~cupcakenomqueen Jul 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
GABBIE I FUCKING FRUKING FUDGING LOVE THIS C:
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:iconmryoshi122:
THANK YOU SO MUCH
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~cupcakenomqueen Jul 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
NP
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~TheShadowDragoness Jun 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
im confused :hmm:
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:iconmryoshi122:
WELL STOP IT
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:iconxcturtle:
i dont get it -__________-'
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:iconmryoshi122:
Oh snap
Someone doesn't get it
CALL THE POLICE
GET AN AMBULANCE
DO SOMETHING! D:
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